Stoke City still have seven or eight transfer targets ahead of the new season. Who are they linked to, and what are their chances of signing them? READ MORE
Author: John Glynn
Irishdawg1916Sepp Blatter – The Irremovable Stain (Parody)
Now, as if he hasn't done enough damage to the world of football, Sepp Blatter is willing to stand for re-election as Fifa president. READ MORE
Brendan Rodgers – “No More Signings in 2015” (Parody)
After completing the big-name signings of James Milner, Danny Ings and Adam Bogdan, Liverpool manager Brendan Rodgers rules out any more transfers (parody) READ MORE
Ireland v Scotland: Fists v Kilts – A fierce Rivalry
In Biblical terms, Scotland manager Gordon Strachan has essentially raised Lazarus from the dead. The Scottish football team, like the nation itself, has been resurrected. Competing with the best of Group D, which includes World Cup holders Germany and a dogged Polish outfit, the Scots find themselves playing sexy football (‘Sexy’ and ‘Scotland’ rarely ever […] READ MORE
A Messi Situation (Parody)
Argentina and Barcelona maestro Lionel Messi, the only football player in history to win four FIFA/Ballons d’Or, is one step closer to serving prison time for tax evasion. On Wednesday, after a Spanish high court rejected his latest appeal, the winner of seven La Ligas, three Copas del Rey, six Supercopas de España, four UEFA […] READ MORE
Mr. Articulate: Sepp Blatter (Parody)
Not even MacGyver, armed with a Swiss Army knife and duct tape, could fix FIFA's problems. READ MORE
Mario staying, Sterling straying, Rodgers praying (Parody)
In todays parody article John Glynn pokes some fun at Liverpool FC with Mario staying, Sterling straying, and Rodgers praying for this transfer window. READ MORE
Brendan Rodgers: The Master of Mumbo-Jumbo (Parody)
Liverpool's manager Brendan Rodgers is under pressure after a 6-1 defeat to Stoke, but his cliché managerial jargon remains READ MORE
FIFA: From Money and Power to a Prison Shower (Parody)
Editor’s Note: If the word “parody” in the title didn’t alert you… this is not a true story, but rather a satirical work of fiction based extremely loosely on current events. It should not be taken seriously by anyone. Cyndi Lauper’s ‘Girls Just Want to Have Fun’ at full volume, over-the-top displays of bromance, playful pillow fights […] READ MORE
FIFA: Foul, Idiotic, Farcical and Amoral
Change, real change, that is, cannot and will not be seen until Sepp Blatter is replaced. READ MORE
