That’s right! You can now actually join The Alpha Academy, babes.
Otis, Maxxine, and Tozawa have gone crazy generous now Chad Gable is out, and are installing an open-door policy for The Alpha Academy. Oh yeah!
Fancy strutting, dancing or pouting your way to the ring on WWE Raw as a certified member of The Alpha Academy well now you can. That’s right you. You reading this. Keep reading to find out how, babes.
Join The Alpha Academy
Are YOU interested in joining The Alpha Academy?
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— WWE (@WWE) December 9, 2024
Ok. Probably not you. But it isn’t your lack of physical fitness, hygiene or attractiveness that’s letting you down in joining this club. It’s your age. The Alpha Academy is looking for Junior Cadets.
But don’t worry, you can still drink from the well of Alpha Academy’s greatness. You can master the art of cooking with Otis, perfect the perfect selfie with Maxxine, and become a dance expert with Tozawa.
Free Otis is offering people the chance to “swim in the sea of knowledge” as he teaches you how to cook rib-eye beef, lamb shank, smoked chicken thighs, and pasta.
Meanwhile, Maxxine will guide you to finding your good side and making the mirror work for you as she teaches the dos and don’ts of snapping a mirror selfie. Tozawa will show you how to shake your body how he does.
These free ‘How To’ courses are available online at jointhealphaacademy.com.
Wannabee Junior Cadets can also call the hotline to join The Alpha Academy.
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