In the main event at Wednesday’s Wrestlepro show at the Rahway Recreation Center in Rahway, NJ, The Heavenly Bodies (Desirable Dustin & Gigalo Justin) faced the team of Colt Cabana and the Wrestlepro debut of Santino Marella. The two teams would battle it out until the end which saw Cabana and Marella win, but not without some shocking turn of events.
Killer Kross has interrupted the main event and beat everyone up.#DoesFunnyEqualMoney pic.twitter.com/nXtU4zDsZE
— Ross W Berman IV (4K+BLU-RAY+DIGITAL) (@RossWBermanIV) April 4, 2019
During the match when Marella and Colt had The Heavenly Bodies’ number, out of nowhere Killer Kross, interrupted the match and decimated both Cabana and Santino. Kross followed up with a promo berating both wrestlers for being “comedy wrestlers”. Kross made a comment to Cabana regarding “Dick Wrestler”, which suddenly qued The Pina Colada theme, synonymous with the King of Dong Style himself, Joey Ryan, who made an unannounced appearance.
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Joey Ryan as many know now, is a free agent, as he recently was involved in a lawsuit against Lucha Underground and it’s production company. Joey, along with a few other performers who sued the company, were ultimately able to get out of the contracts they had with the promotion. Joey, now a free agent expressed his relief through his Twitter account regarding the recent turn of events.
Ryan proceeded to approach the ring when an angry Kross turned towards Ryan and told him to keep his jacket on, warning him to keep it on because Kross was a serious wrestler. Joey came into the ring and Kross ran towards Ryan and attempted to kick him in the crotch which was Kross’ first mistake as Kross nearly shattered his leg. Ryan would eventually drop kick Kross and reach for his signature blow pop charm which looked to be the Green Apple Flavor he mentioned was his favorite flavor on the most recent IMPACT Wrestling Press Pass a week ago.
Joey would eventually send Killer Kross out of the ring and assist the team of Santino Marella and Colt Cabana by grabbing both members of the Heavenly Bodies hands and putting them on his penis, leading to both men being slammed to the canvas. Both Cabana and Santino would then reach down and grab their respective “cobras” to then execute the signature Cobra finisher on the Heavenly Bodies. The three men would celebrate thereafter, closing the show.
