The youth of America likes their sports with a side of swagger. A new look at baseball's most beloved celebration: The Bat Flip. READ MORE
Author: Jesse Smith
jesse_smith29Utterly Ridiculous MLB Trades
Here are the five utterly ridiculous MLB trades made just for page views and page views only. Where does Mike Trout land? Kris Bryant is traded for who? READ MORE
Bold Predictions for the Upcoming MLB Season
Before your team begins their quest for the dream 162-0 season, please allow me to present my three bold predictions for the upcoming MLB season. READ MORE
Lorenzo Cain re-signs with Royals
The Kansas City Royals have re-signed dynamic playmaking outfielder Lorenzo Cain. Cain, a 2015 All-Star, will make $17.5 million over the next two years while manning center field for the reigning World Series Champions. Cain was an intregal part of a balanced lineup that has made two consecutive World Series appearances. On the offensive end, […] READ MORE
Updated Baseball Fanbase Names
This is a satirical reflection on what each baseball fanbase should be called. It's time to end the era of the "Nation". READ MORE
Whatever Happened to Rick Ankiel?
Rick Ankiel was a serviceable Major League centerfielder with a cannon for an arm. His story was all the rage when he threw his infamous five wild pitches. READ MORE
Super Bowl Party Preview: A Comedic Approach
By now the Super Bowl has been dissected in every way. It's a little bit of overload, don't you think? Here's a little preview of your Super Bowl Party. READ MORE
Saving Baseball's Natural Resource: The Elbow
With the disturbing amount of elbow injuries that are appearing the the game today, I don’t think there is any doubt that there needs to be something done about the issue. There are a few ways the game of baseball could go about this. The first idea that came into my mind was a potential […] READ MORE
Why I'll Teach my Future Son How to Play Baseball
I wrote an article several months ago about the end of my baseball career due to graduation from high school. While this is obviously a ways away, I often thought about the life lessons the game of baseball taught. If I ever have a son, I would like to teach him these lessons through the […] READ MORE
To Oscar Taveras, Before Your Happy Flight
Dear Oscar Taveras, It was just 13 days ago when Cardinals manager Mike Matheny sent you up to pinch hit in Game Two of the National League Championship Series. The result: a rousing home run to right field with your dazzling follow through. Today, just 13 days later, we hear the sad news of your […] READ MORE