FISH ON SPORTS: Triple Crown, FIFA Exits and a shirtless Jim Harbaugh

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Just like Richard Simmons in the middle of a glitter hurricane, it feels great to be here this week. In case you missed them, here are the stories that have been making headlines during the past seven days in the world of professional sports: FISH ON SPORTS: Triple Crown, FIFA Exits and a shirtless Jim […] READ MORE


FISH ON SPORTS: FIFA, NHL and NFL News with Chris Venditto!

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Good Friday everyone! I come to you with good news and even better news! The good news: Matt is spending the week giving back to the community by helping underprivileged people – and by that, I mean he’s giving Suge Knight some driving lessons. The better news: in his place, we have an actual comedian […] READ MORE


FISH ON SPORTS: FIFA Arrests, NBA Wins and Wheels of Cheese!

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Just like a federal official working the FIFA scandal who gets paid per arrest, it’s great to be here this week. In case you missed them, here are the stories that have been making headlines during the past seven days in the world of pro sports:   FISH ON SPORTS: FIFA Arrests, NBA Wins and […] READ MORE


FISH ON SPORTS: NFL Balls, MLB Snow and Rugby Fondling

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Just like Michelle Bachmann when she has an idiotic, homophobic fever dream, it’s great to be here. In case you missed them, here are the stories that have been making headlines during the past seven days in the world of professional sports:   NFL Balls Tom Brady has been suspended four games by the NFL […] READ MORE




FISH ON SPORTS: Bring the Expos Back!

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FISH ON SPORTS SPECIAL EDITION: DREAMING BIG IN MONTREAL Normally, this column is merely a collection of gags about major news stories in the world of professional sports that my editors, for some unfathomable reason, still think are funny after nearly three years. Maybe it’s because they’re being distracted by their kids, their spouse, or […] READ MORE


FISH ON SPORTS: March Madness, NFL Blackouts and Free McDonald’s!

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Just like if Ted Cruz lived in a world where science didn’t exist, it’s great to be here. In case you missed them, here are the stories that have been making headlines over the past seven days in the world of professional sports:   NCAAB March Madness The first weekend of March Madness is in […] READ MORE


FISH ON SPORTS: NCAA Probations, NHL Glass and Tiger Woods

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Just like John Travolta doing something creepy in the tabloids, it’s great to be back again this week. In case you missed them, here are the stories that have been making headlines during the past seven days in the world of professional sports:   GOLF Tiger Woods is opening up a new restaurant in Florida. […] READ MORE


FISH ON SPORTS: NBA Surgeries, NFL Logos and ESPN Suspensions

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Just like Marshawn Lynch heading over to the trademark office to get his first royalty check for “I’m Just Here So I Won’t Get Fined”, it’s great to be here this week. In case you missed them, here are the stories that have been making headlines during the past seven days in the world of […] READ MORE