Crack out a candy cane, pour an eggnog and prepare to fell festive. As we gift you an essential guide to Christmas wrestling merch. Some weird. Some wonderful. We’ll let you decide!
Flatlining Santa Shirt
When looking for some Christmas wrestling merch. What better than a t-shirt of Chris Kanyon flatlining Santa?
Kanyon appeared wearing a T-shirt depicting himself hitting Santa with his finisher on the Dec 21, 1998 episode of WCW Monday Nitro. The brief appearance led to Raven attacking Kanyon after he called him a crybaby.
The legends at Stash Pages have recreated Kanyon’s festive Bah Humbug t-shirt.
BAH HUMBUG KANYON STYLE T-SHIRT https://t.co/6H831isNK7
— Wrestling Heartbreak 💔 (@WWFHeartbreak) December 20, 2022
Some whack job at Shop WWE.com managed to pitch miniature tables, ladders, and chair ornaments to their colleagues. Proving that a lot of eggnogs had been drunk the week the TLC set was given the green light. Booze-induced idea or not, the TLC three-piece ornamental set is now available for you to hang in your Christmas tree.
Shop now and add a new tradition of bemused family members asking “why is there a little steel chair in your tree?”
WWE is also hawking ornaments of Eddie Guerrero’s Low Rider, Kane’s mask and The Miz’s microphone. Awesome.
Jim Cornette Christmas Action Figure
Do you want a Jim Cornette action figure for Christmas? Probably not. What if we told you that said Jim Cornette action figure came complete with a festive Santa hat? Warming up to the idea.
Well, to little surprise the Jim Cornette Christmas action figure is in stock at WrestlingStore.co.uk and ready to be slammed by your favorite superstar.
NJPW Festive Lion
Ever wondered what the NJPW Lion logo would look like with a Santa hat and beard?
Well, wonder no more!
The Elite In Christmas Wrestling Merch
Obviously if NJPW has shoved its logo down a chimney and pooped it out all festive The Elite would do the same. Over at ShopAEW.com you can get a festive jumper with the Elite buck logo made to look like Rudolph The Red-nose Reindeer.
There’s plenty of ‘ugly’ holiday sweatshirts available at ShoeAEW.com, but none come close to the greatness of DanHausen’s Merry Cursedmas Holiday Sweatshirthausen.
— ShopAEW.com (@ShopAEW) December 10, 2022
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