#WrestleManiaWeek Preview: WrestleCon presents Joey Ryan’s Penis Party (4/5/19)

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On Friday night, WrestleCon is hosting a special party for Joey Ryan, Joey Ryan’s Penis Party, featuring a fun night of matches that feature comedy and top-notch wrestling. It airs live on Fite.tv at 8pm EST.

Mike Babchik, Tommy Dreamer & Colt Cabana vs. Matt Striker & Best Friends (Trent Baretta & Chuck Taylor)

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Morning talk show announcer Mike Babchik has been in a war of words with Matt Striker and their feud spoils into the ring on Friday night, as both men lead a trios team into battle at the Penis Party. Babchik is bringing former ECW World Heavyweight Champion Tommy Dreamer and former NWA World Champion Colt Cabana as his back-up, while Striker is going with a proven tag team in Best Friends, featuring All Elite Wrestling’s Trent Baretta and Chuck Taylor.

King of the Concrete Jungle Match: Taurus vs. Puma King vs. Shark Boy vs. Mr. Iguana vs. Green Ant

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The animals are coming to WrestleCon on Friday night and they’re all competing for the King of the Concrete Jungle in a five-man free for all. Black Taurus is a 13-year veteran of Mexico lucha libre, originally with CMLL, but spending the past eight years with AAA and The Crash Lucha. Puma King is another Mexican star, who recently left Mexico to take on the US indies, working for Pro Wrestling Guerrilla (PWG), IMPACT Wrestling and Major League Wrestling (MLW) and others. Shark Boy is a longtime favourite from his lengthy tenure with TNA/IMPACT Wrestling, while Green Ant is one of the emerging new stars in CHIKARA as part of The ColonyMr. Iguana is another veteran of Mexico, who has been making waves in The Crash of late.

Death Match: Dan Barry vs. Bill Carr

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Normally, these two men comprise the tag team Team Tremendous, but on Friday night, Dan Barry and Bill Carr will enter a death match between friends to see who is the most tremendous of the team.

Demon Bunny (Allie & Rosemary) vs. Twisted Sisterz (Holidead & Thunder Rosa)

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While Allie may be dead in the IMPACTverse, in the multiverse, a version of Allie still lives on and she’s teaming with her best friend, “The Demon Assassin” Rosemary, in a huge tag team matchup. The tandem of former IMPACT Knockouts Champions will be facing former Shine Tag Team Champions Twisted Sisterz, as the dark side battles it out between Demon Bunny and the great duo of Thunder Rosa and Holidead.

David Arquette vs. Timothy Thatcher

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Hollywood movie star and former WCW World Heavyweight Champion David Arquette continues his quest for respect in the world of pro wrestling on Friday night, but he’s picked another tough opponent to go through. Timothy Thatcher is one of the world’s most lethal technicians, a former EVOLVE Champion, and part of Germany’s Ringkampf stable alongside WALTER.

Joey Ryan, Val Venis & Sexxxy Eddy vs. “Session Moth” Martina, Scarlett Bourdeaux & Priscilla Kelly

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Joey Ryan and Martina “The Session Moth” are venturing into a Battles of the Sexes on Friday night, with each person bringing a unique squad to the fight. Joey Ryan is no stranger to bringing the sleaze to indie wrestling. The self-proclaimed “King of Dong Style” has been one of the most polarizing characters of the past few years, using the power of his penis to propel him to stardom. But his trio unit for the 6-person challenge are no small packages themselves. For his team, Joey Ryan has selected two Canadian wrestlers who are known for their own sexually charged personalities, starting with a former 2x WWE Intercontinental Champion who also dallied as a “porn star”. That’s right, one of Ryan’s teammates is “The Big Valbowski” himself, Val Venis. Venis doesn’t wrestle often, usually a couple times a year, since his departure from the WWE in 2008, but we’re sure he’ll rise to the occasion. The third man in the group is a 21-year veteran of the Quebec indies, Sexxxy Eddy. “The Triple X Sex XXXpress” is a longtime regular with Montreal’s International Wrestling Syndicate (IWS), where he was an early tag partner of LuFisto in the Missionaries of Violence, and is a 4x IWS World Heavyweight Champion. He also had a run with Combat Zone Wrestling (CZW) in the mid-2000s, where he won the CZW Junior Heavyweight Championship.

Martina has become of Ireland’s top wrestling exports, bringing her bants and her sessions around the world, as a top star in the UK indie scene, as well as tours with Japan’s Stardom. A comedic wrestler at heart, with her cans of beer at her side and constantly looking for someone to bants on, she’s also an underrated grappler. But she’s assembled a team ready for the fight against Ryan’s dick squad. Her first partner is IMPACT Wrestling‘s resident “Smoke Show”, Scarlett Bourdeaux, who is gearing up for her own IMPACT debut in an intergender match against former WCW Superstar Disco Inferno. But don’t let that fool you into thinking she’s still green – while she’s still to make her in-ring debut with IMPACT, she’s been wrestling on the indies for years now, including Ring of Honor‘s Women of Honor, SHIMMER, Mexico’s AAA, and her hometown Chicago’s All American Wrestling (AAW). And now that she’s on a quest to bring sexy back to pro wrestling, she’ll be looking to help Martina’s squad prove that the women are mightier than the swords. The third member of Martina’s squad is someone that has been one of the indie’s top women’s stars for the past year now, in EVOLVE‘s Priscilla Kelly. A former Shine Nova Champion, Kelly was also a part of the 2018 WWE Mae Young Classic. She gained some notoriety online in recent months, first with a spot that involved a tampon, and then over Super Bowl weekend, when she vomited on her opponent at the Ultimate Bar Brawl. This is just the secret weapon that Team Session Moth needs for a match like this.

Lucha Brothers (Pentagon Jr. & Fenix ) vs. Taya Valkyrie & John Morrison

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A familiar scene for IMPACT fans in the main event, as The Lucha Brothers (Pentagon Jr. & Fenix) pair up to face off against IMPACT World Champion Johnny Impact and IMPACT Knockouts Champion Taya Valkyrie in tag team action.

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