New York Rangers 2019-20 Comic Captions

Have you ever looked at a sports photo and thought of a funny caption? We have, and here’s a collection of some. If you enjoy this one, leave us a comment afterward. We will do a series called NHL Comic Captions by team collecting some photos with humorous captions to entertain you during this suspension in play… and perhaps cheer you up a bit. Today we cover the New York Rangers comic captions for the 2019-20 season.

New York Rangers Comic Captions for 2019-20

Artemi Panarin

Artemi Panarin hit Broadway like a hit musical and has not turned back. He made his worth known when he signed as a free agent for the Rangers in July of last year. He pocketed a tremendous $81.5 million contract for seven years. And… he’s worth every penny of it. This season he again showed why he’s a premier player in the NHL. He collected 32 goals and 63 assists for 95 points in 69 games. Had the season finished out, he was a shoe-in to gather 100 points or more.

We all know that Panarin can score, but he’s quite a playmaker as displayed by his 1.06 assists per game in his career. He’s also deadly on the power play with 37 lifetime tallies along with 67 assists. Give him the puck and things will happen. His Corsi For shows he can control the play with a 54.4 percentage and his Relative Corsi is great too with a 6.5 percent. He has fit right into the Rangers team and he’s right where the action is every game.

Panarin has all the tools to lead the Rangers to success. We will see his skills on display when the Rangers take on the Carolina Hurricanes in the play-in series. Here’s a newsflash Carolina — if you can’t contain Panarin you may not stand a chance in the series. He’s that good.

Here’s our New York Rangers comic caption for Artemi Panarin.

New York Rangers comic captions
NEW YORK, NEW YORK – JANUARY 07: J.T. Compher #37 of the Colorado Avalanche checks Artemi Panarin #10 of the New York Rangers into the boards during the second period at Madison Square Garden on January 07, 2020 in New York City. (Photo by Bruce Bennett/Getty Images)

“Look J.T. I know you’re insecure, but I refuse to be your teddy bear.”

Artemi Panarin, forward – New York Rangers

Mika Zibanejad

Mika Zibanejad had one terrific season. He scored 41 goals and 34 assists for 75 points in 57 games. You don’t want to face him on the powerplay since he had 15 goals along with 12 assists. When Zibanejad shoots he rarely is off target with his amazing 19.7 percent shooting percentage. If you’re trying to defend against him it’s best to not allow him to get the puck on his stick, since he knows exactly what to do with it.

On March 5th Zibanejad scored five goals against the Washington Capitals. He was so hot as the season was closing down that he had 16 goals from February 19th to March 11th. Between him and Panarin it’s tough to defend against the Rangers.

The key to the Rangers series against the Hurricanes will be can the ‘Canes contain Panarin AND Zibanejad? If not the Rangers may be moving on.

Here’s our New York Rangers comic caption for Mika Zibanejad.

New York Rangers comic captions
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS – FEBRUARY 19: Erik Gustafsson #56 of the Chicago Blackhawks and Mika Zibanejad #93 of the New York Rangers battle for the puck along the boards at the United Center on February 19, 2020 in Chicago, Illinois. (Photo by Jonathan Daniel/Getty Images)

“Hey Erik, I don’t know how to say this, but your underarm deodorant is just not working.”

Mika Zibanejad, forward – New York Rangers

Anthony DeAngelo

Anthony DeAngelo has really blossomed this season. His point production took off from just 30 points last season to 53 this season. The Rangers must decide about re-signing the former Arizona Coyotes defenceman since he only inked a one-year deal worth $925,000 right before the season began. He has seemed to have matured, although he still has a short fuse about dropping the gloves. It’s just his tough style of play and if he does it at the correct opportune times he’ll be fine.

He was assessed only 47 penalty minutes this season as opposed to 77 last season. If he can refrain from taking too many unnecessary penalties, he can contribute. More than likely he deserves a new contract before the next season begins. His play has improved quite well and he has found his niche with some offensive bursts.

Here’s our New York Rangers comic caption for Anthony DeAngelo.

New York Rangers comic captions
SAN JOSE, CALIFORNIA – DECEMBER 12: Joe Thornton #19 of the San Jose Sharks tries to skate past Tony DeAngelo #77 of the New York Rangers at SAP Center on December 12, 2019 in San Jose, California. (Photo by Ezra Shaw/Getty Images)

“Jumbo Joe, how am I going to grab you by that forest of a beard if you’re blocking my vision?”

Anthony DeAngelo, defenceman – New York Rangers

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