-Next time Montreal gets into a shootout, Randy Cunneyworth should have Price turn his back to the shooters. Or Tebow.
-How does the puck not fall off Tavares’ and Perry’s sticks when they wave them around? That shouldn’t work.
-Speaking of Corey Perry, it was nice of David Desharnais to lend him a stick for the Breakaway Challenge.
-Why could the hockey humor gods not have allowed us another year of Tim Thomas in Fastest Skater?
-Coming up: a feud between Pat Kane and Dwight Howard over who the REAL Superman is.
-Poor Shea Weber. In any other era, 106 mph would be phenomenal.
-I can’t help but wonder what my fledgling slapshot would hit on the radar gun. Maybe 30?
-I used to think players were incredibly brave for blocking Zdeno Chara’s shots. Now I just think they’re stupid.
