Joey Ryan, who has become famous or infamous, depending how you look at it, appeared at a Wrestle Pro show that saw wrestler The Revolting Blob get YouPorn Plexed this past weekend in Rahway, New Jersey.
Ryan made use of his most famous move, dubbed the YouPorn Plex (Joey Ryan is legitimately sponsored by the adult entertainment website under their sports brand), to eliminate 11 men at the same time during a Royal Rumble style match. The video, posted here by Wrestle Pro, has been the talk of the internet, with Ryan even challenging followers on Twitter to best his feat of strength.
Ryan has gained fame for and mentions in mainstream media that few, if any WWE wrestlers, let alone independent wrestlers, ever garner. In his latest dance with celebrity, the Indy wrestling star has been mentioned by Rolling Stone for his most recent antics gone viral.
Watch Joey Ryan, the man with the strongest penis in pro wrestling, use his mighty sword yet again https://t.co/VwbDXcpwgf
— Rolling Stone (@RollingStone) March 7, 2016
The first man to experience the pain of the controversial and perplexingly painful maneuver this past weekend was none other than the Revolting Blob, who was gracious enough to answer a few questions about his involvement in a moment in independent wrestling that has reached more eyes than standard episodes of the star-studded WWE Monday Night Raw broadcasts that air on cable companies across the country and around the world. In a record setting display of testicular fortitude, the Blob was the first grappler to become ensnared in Ryan’s clutches, or perhaps, vice-versa.
When did you find out that you would be working with Joey Ryan at the WrestlePro event?
RB:I found out once I heard his music playing in the spot before I was to enter the 3-5 Rumble. I immediately perked up as if there was Folger’s in my cup because Joey’s kind of cute. PS: I was horny.
Did you have any idea beforehand that your match that being on the receiving end of Ryan’s innovative maneuver would garner you so much mainstream media attention?
RB:I was aware that the clip would probably get around, but as far as attention for me personally, it really hasn’t been there. It’s brought attention to Joey Ryan who is like a magnet for it right now and it’s brought attention and recognition to WrestlePro which is the more important aspect as far as I’m concerned. WrestlePro has a lot of incredible young talent that is home grown and trained by Pat Buck who owns and operates the company and whether you loved or hated (yeah, I know a bunch of you hated it; I can read) the spot, if it caused you to check out the company and maybe keep tabs on it going forward or support it by spending money on the product, then me grabbing a penis accomplished what it needed to. But as far as media attention for myself, I’m just some guy who happened to be first in line. I’m OK with that.
Do you believe being the first person in the YouPorn Plex is more or less painful than being the man at the end of the line?
RB:It’s definitely more painful. In a line of eleven competitors, the impact has a chance to dissipate some before reaching the end, but being the first one to feel the overwhelming power is something that just can’t be taught to be handled. Joey’s penis is renown for being so big and so strong and I am not ashamed to go on record by saying that everything you’ve heard is true. But what you’ve heard probably doesn’t even scratch the surface. You can’t fully understand and appreciate the sheer virtue of his prodigious endowment until you’ve actually experienced it for yourself.
How is your other career as a principal going? Has anyone made the connection at your school?
RB: Well, if they haven’t already, I’m sure they will now that you’re blowing my spot all over the internet! Jeez, is nothing sacred anymore? Can’t a private citizen be the molder of young minds during the week while grabbing handfuls of penises on weekends?
Thanks for your time today Blob. When is the next time fans can see you in the ring?
The next time I will be in action will be April 23rd for WrestlePro in Brooklyn, NY. But WrestlePro also has a show April 16th in Union, NJ and April 30th back at home in Rahway. I know I’m pushing the company hard, but there are a lot of really skilled and talented performers that will make this company one of the best in the country in no time. Our first show this past weekend was awesome and it’s just a taste of things to come. Come get tickets and see for yourself. Visit www.WrestleProOnline.com for any and all info and follow on Twitter at @WeAreWrestlePro. Personally, I can be found on my Facebook page and my Twitter page. Feel free to reach out. Until then, see you at the shows.
The Revolting Blob, and WrestlePro as well, have a bright future on the independent wrestling scene. Bringing innovative entertainment to fans, if you have an opportunity to catch a show, it is well worth the money to go on down and bask in the glory that is professional wrestling presented in a way that harkens back to the days of yesteryear, when watching your favorite stars took more effort than just setting your DVR to record.
