No one will remember your salary, how hard you worked or your job title. They will remember your funny fantasy football team names. Here’s a list of the best ones to be remembered by.
Funny Fantasy Football Team Names
Team Specific
- Bearly Winning
- Steel-ing the Show
- Sex Panther – 60% of the Time, Works Every Time
- Spare a Couple Bucs
- Patron Saints of Football
Most NFL teams don’t have easy puns, but if you’re fan of one of these teams they’re worth a shot. The real money is made with the player specific puns. Bears fans should follow along with Isaac Zuniga who submitted their name. Anchor Man references will be funny until the end of time. At least in good leagues they will be.
Player Specific
- Griddy Griddy Bang Bang
- McConkey Tonk Badonkadonk
- Love Hurts
- Kmet Your Match
- Bijan Mustard
- London Bridge Came Falling Down
- Here Kittle Kittle
- The Dak Side
- Just the Tua Us
- Puka Boo
- Like a Good Nabers
- Pat and Geno (For the Philly/Seattle Crossover we didn’t know we needed)
- My Team is Purdy Good
Justin Jefferson’s celebration has become an international sensation. While Ladd McConkey might not have the same star power, a country pun about a Georgia Alumni might be a crowd pleaser. Just don’t be the guy that uses Hock Tua like everyone else in the world. Kmet and Tua might not make the impact to fantasy teams that we’re looking for, but the names are good enough for puns even if they bounce around waivers all year.
Puka Nacua took the league by storm in 2023, and now his name is gold for team names. Whether it’s Puka Boo, I Ate Too Much and Puka’d, or anything else you can imagine it’s pretty fun.
Pop Culture References
- Jakobi-Wan Kenobi
- Kyler Ren
- Tua Infinity, and Bijan
- Zay My Name Zay My Name
- Dalton Abbey
- Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood
- Mayfield of Dreams
- I’ve Got a Fast Carr
- Scottie Doesn’t Know
- Running Up That Hill
Perfect for the Star Wars nerd, Disney nerd or Downton Abbey fan in your leagues. Whether your team has Zay Flowers, Zay Jones, or if there’s another Zay floating around you’re really passionate about, Zay My Name will work for you. Or draft Scottie Miller for the vibes alone. Songs, movies, whatever floats your boat these names will get you right.
Other Funny Fantasy Football Team Names
- All Aboard the Gus Bus
- Get Wright Game
- Give Me Moore
- Austin Bowers
- Waddle Baby Waddle Baby Waddle
- Chase-ing a Championship
- Mother Maye I
- Mayo Man (Perfect for Patriots or Will Levis fans)
Gus Edwards has a strong chance to be the RB1 in a run heavy offense. But more importantly, his nickname is delightful and we should all climb aboard. Jaylen Wright made the handcuff list for 2024, and his speed alone will make him a waiver wire option before long. Bottom line, don’t be the nerd that has “team last name” as your name all fantasy football season long.
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