{"id":31022,"date":"2018-11-22T15:42:27","date_gmt":"2018-11-22T20:42:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lwosonprowrestling.ms.lastwordonsports.com\/?p=31022"},"modified":"2018-11-22T15:49:00","modified_gmt":"2018-11-22T20:49:00","slug":"preview-progress-chapter-79-one-big-neck-with-sausage-hands","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lastwordonsports.com\/prowrestling\/2018\/11\/22\/preview-progress-chapter-79-one-big-neck-with-sausage-hands\/","title":{"rendered":"Preview: PROGRESS Chapter 79 One Big Neck With Sausage Hands (11\/26\/18)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>PROGRESS<\/strong> emanates from the Electric Ballroom before next months huge doubleheader. Ever since Wembley, they have been pumping out great shows and this one promises to be more of the same.\u00a0\u00a0<strong>Team Tremendous\u00a0<\/strong>and\u00a0<strong>Jordynne Grace\u00a0<\/strong>debut for PROGRESS (for Grace this is her UK PROGRESS debut) and we have regulars like\u00a0<strong>Mark Haskins, Eddie Dennis\u00a0<\/strong>and\u00a0<strong>Jimmy Havoc\u00a0<\/strong>on the show. Here&#8217;s a look at the card for PROGRESS Chapter 79!<\/p>\n<h3><strong>Match 1: Team Tremendous\u00a0(Dan Barry &amp; Bill Carr) vs Anti Fun Police (Chief Deputy Dunne &amp; Los<\/strong><strong> Federale<\/strong><strong>s<\/strong><strong> Santos Jr.)<\/strong><\/h3>\n<figure id=\"attachment_31300\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-31300\" style=\"width: 600px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-31300\" src=\"https:\/\/lwosonprowrestling.ms.lastwordonsports.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/15\/2018\/11\/Dr1e2JLX4AI1QDP-e1542840295486.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\"><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-31300\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Photo: PROGRESS<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>4 officers one ring.\u00a0 The UK&#8217;s resident fun hating police take on detective Barry and Carr.\u00a0 Team Tremendous are most known for their run as tag team champions in\u00a0<strong>Combat Zone Wrestling\u00a0<\/strong>but have been on\u00a0<strong>Impact\u00a0<\/strong>before. Not only are they one of the most underrated tag teams in the US they are talented singles performers.\u00a0 Dan Barry has wrestled for the likes of\u00a0<strong>Pro Wrestling Guerilla\u00a0<\/strong>and become an Irish hero in\u00a0<strong>Over The Top Wrestling<\/strong>.\u00a0 Carr was previously signed to a developmental deal with WWE and wrestles regularly in\u00a0<strong>Beyond Wrestling<\/strong>.\u00a0 The police vs detectives dynamic possibly add tension between the two teams but it could also devolve into comedy, which would be great too.<\/p>\n<h3><strong>Match 2: Jordan Devlin vs Mark Andrews<\/strong><\/h3>\n<figure id=\"attachment_31298\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-31298\" style=\"width: 600px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-31298\" src=\"https:\/\/lwosonprowrestling.ms.lastwordonsports.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/15\/2018\/11\/Dr_GR80W4AYLqfj-e1542840324183.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\"><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-31298\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Photo: PROGRESS<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Jordan Devlin has spent his 2018 stealing the show everywhere he goes and <a href=\"https:\/\/lwosonprowrestling.ms.lastwordonsports.com\/2018\/11\/03\/anarchyintheuk-the-irish-ace-jordan-devlin-videos\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">becoming one of the best wrestlers in all of Europe<\/a>.\u00a0 Andrews has been stealing shows since Devlin was still an unknown.\u00a0 When one thinks of the modern day UK indie style Devlin and Andrews are two of the best all-around performers at mixing the striking, technical and aerial styles.\u00a0 Their fortunes in NXT UK are very different but here in PROGRESS they are two of the best in the company trying to rise up the card. Show Stealer vs Show Stealer in the Electric Ballroom! Need we say more?<\/p>\n<h3><strong>Match 3: Isla Dawn vs Millie McKenzie vs Jordynne Grace<\/strong><\/h3>\n<figure id=\"attachment_31304\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-31304\" style=\"width: 600px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-31304\" src=\"https:\/\/lwosonprowrestling.ms.lastwordonsports.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/15\/2018\/11\/DsYy79QXoAUSC_c-e1542840352118.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\"><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-31304\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Photo: PROGRESS<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Isla Dawn and McKenzie went to a no contest in their recent match thanks to\u00a0<strong>Jinny<\/strong>.\u00a0 They get to go at it one more time, with one small change, we add Jordynne Grace to the mix.\u00a0 Grace made her presence felt at PROGRESS Wembley and makes her in-ring UK debut here.\u00a0 <a href=\"https:\/\/lwosonprowrestling.ms.lastwordonsports.com\/2018\/11\/08\/jordynne-grace-the-last-pure-athlete\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Thick Momma Pump is a powerhouse that can deal with any woman or man<\/a> put in front of her.\u00a0 This division is still wide open and Grace might just make it hers.<\/p>\n<h3><strong>Match 4: Jimmy Havoc vs Drew Parker<\/strong><\/h3>\n<figure id=\"attachment_31299\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-31299\" style=\"width: 600px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-31299\" src=\"https:\/\/lwosonprowrestling.ms.lastwordonsports.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/15\/2018\/11\/Dr1d7hkXQAESr7e-e1542840371331.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\"><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-31299\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Photo: PROGRESS<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>The Deathmatch king vs the Deathmatch Prince.\u00a0 Drew Parker announced himself to the PROGRESS\u00a0fans when he attacked Jimmy Havoc and cost him a title shot at Chapter 77.\u00a0 Parker made his intentions clear, he wants to rid PROGRESS of these old guys taking up spots that could go to a new breed of talents.\u00a0 While that is admirable, one must question why he chose Jimmy Havoc of all people.\u00a0 The King of goths is an evil, evil soul that will no doubt want vengeance.\u00a0 I don&#8217;t expect anything about this match to be clean, especially the finish.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"&quot;I know there are others that think like I do. Join me.&quot;\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/TQyoaTMsxNc?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<h3><strong>Match 5: Jinny &amp; Laura Di Matteo vs Charlie Morgan &amp; Nina Samuels<\/strong><\/h3>\n<figure id=\"attachment_31301\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-31301\" style=\"width: 600px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-31301\" src=\"https:\/\/lwosonprowrestling.ms.lastwordonsports.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/15\/2018\/11\/DrUbsuqWkAABk1f-e1542840401335.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\"><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-31301\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Photo: PROGRESS<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Laura is now back where she started, as the right-hand woman for Jinny.\u00a0 Jinny manipulated Samuels and Morgan before ending the House Of Couture when it suited her.\u00a0 Samuels and Morgan were never going to just go along with that and let her get away with it.\u00a0 The last two EVE Champions took the fight to Jinny and Di Matteo at chapter 77 and now they have the opportunity to get their hands on their former leader<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"The House of Couture fractures at Chapter 77\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/RUfn2yN7DdQ?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<h3><strong>Match 6: Trent Seven Atlas Championship Open Challenge<\/strong><\/h3>\n<figure id=\"attachment_31303\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-31303\" style=\"width: 600px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-31303 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/lwosonprowrestling.ms.lastwordonsports.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/15\/2018\/11\/DsjKiWBXgAABnKA-e1542899404798.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\"><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-31303\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Photo: PROGRESS<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>\u00af\\_(\u30c4)_\/\u00af<\/p>\n<h3><strong>Match 7: Travis Banks vs David Starr<\/strong><\/h3>\n<figure id=\"attachment_31370\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-31370\" style=\"width: 600px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-31370\" src=\"https:\/\/lwosonprowrestling.ms.lastwordonsports.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/15\/2018\/11\/DsoeckRXQAArxRX-e1542919341607.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\"><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-31370\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Photo: PROGRESS<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Travis Banks made his return to PROGRESS at the last chapter, interfering to cost Starr his match with\u00a0<strong>Ilja Dragunov<\/strong> and remind us of why he was the companies biggest heel before his injury.\u00a0 The former world champion makes his in ring return as he looks to reclaim his spot at the top.\u00a0 Starr has only transitioned back into singles action after Wembley so a win over the last PROGRESS World Champion would leapfrog him into contention for the world title.<\/p>\n<h3><strong>Match 8: Eddie Dennis vs Mark Haskins<\/strong><\/h3>\n<figure id=\"attachment_31302\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-31302\" style=\"width: 600px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-31302\" src=\"https:\/\/lwosonprowrestling.ms.lastwordonsports.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/15\/2018\/11\/Dsd-rTYXgAEFXtG-e1542840423626.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\"><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-31302\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Photo: PROGRESS<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>The man many consider the next PROGRESS champion vs WALTER&#8217;s latest victim.\u00a0 Haskins looks to rebound after his loss to WALTER by beating the seemingly unstoppable Eddie Dennis (who <a href=\"https:\/\/lwosonprowrestling.ms.lastwordonsports.com\/2018\/11\/21\/andnew-two-titles-change-hands-in-attack-wrestling\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">just won the ATTACK! Championship this past weekend<\/a>).\u00a0 His TLC match victory over Mark Andrews seems to have given Dennis confidence and momentum as he defeated\u00a0<strong>&#8220;Speedball&#8221; Mike Bailey<\/strong> at the last Chapter and now takes\u00a0on former champion Haskins.\u00a0 Dennis has gone from the most hated man in PROGRESS to someone that has the crowd fully behind him as he continues his run to the top.<\/p>\n<p><strong>PROGRESS TRIVIA:<\/strong> You may notice that PROGRESS has unusual names for their Chapters. Many come from book titles, films, and in a lot of cases from song lyrics or albums from UK bands. This one, &#8220;One Big Neck With Sausage Hands&#8221; comes from the lyrics to the song &#8220;Never Fight A Man With A Perm&#8221; by <strong>Idles<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=CCyf6DinTSo<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>PROGRESS emanates from the Electric Ballroom before next months huge doubleheader. Ever since Wembley, they have been pumping out great shows and this one promises to be more of the same.\u00a0\u00a0Team Tremendous\u00a0and\u00a0Jordynne Grace\u00a0debut for PROGRESS (for Grace this is her UK PROGRESS debut) and we have regulars like\u00a0Mark Haskins, Eddie Dennis\u00a0and\u00a0Jimmy Havoc\u00a0on the show. 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