{"id":26798,"date":"2018-09-25T22:10:00","date_gmt":"2018-09-26T02:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lwosonprowrestling.ms.lastwordonsports.com\/?p=26798"},"modified":"2018-09-26T00:09:50","modified_gmt":"2018-09-26T04:09:50","slug":"first-annual-joey-ryans-penis-party-announced-for-wrestlemania-weekend","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lastwordonsports.com\/prowrestling\/2018\/09\/25\/first-annual-joey-ryans-penis-party-announced-for-wrestlemania-weekend\/","title":{"rendered":"First Annual Joey Ryan Penis Party Announced For WrestleMania Weekend"},"content":{"rendered":"

No, you didn’t hit a wormhole link that’s taken you to Kayfabe News<\/a>. This is very real. And chances are, you’re either one of two people. Either the kind that feels Joey Ryan<\/strong>‘s penile humour and pelvic power-up is an affront to pro wrestling and are reading this to add more fuel to your fire. Or the kind that is salivating at the idea of an entire show based around one of indie wrestling’s biggest characters, with his frumunda blow-pop and all.<\/p>\n

Joey Ryan Penis Party Announced<\/h1>\n
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A very serious @wrestlecon<\/a> announcement…. pic.twitter.com\/eywxfqZAC7<\/a><\/p>\n

\u2014 Highspots Network (@HighspotsWN) September 26, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

That’s right. Highspots Network<\/a> is presenting the first annual\u00a0Joey Ryan Penis Party\u00a0<\/strong><\/em>at this year’s\u00a0WrestleCon\u00a0<\/strong>over WrestleMania weekend in New York City on Friday, April 5. No more details have been announced about the show, but one would think it will be a “variety” style event, much like\u00a0Joey Janela’s Spring Break<\/strong><\/em><\/a>\u00a0<\/em>events are just fun one-offs devoid of outside storyline. Or, it could be a convention featuring the likes of\u00a0Peter North,\u00a0<\/strong>Pascal White\u00a0<\/strong>and\u00a0Lexington Steel<\/strong>. Chances are, maybe a bit of both.<\/p>\n

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Oh my, what did we just agree to do???? @JoeyRyanOnline<\/a> https:\/\/t.co\/O98TE46aIT<\/a><\/p>\n

\u2014 WrestleCon (@wrestlecon) September 26, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Either way, it’s fun to see some of the indie promotions events being unveiled for WrestleMania week in 2019, as WWN announced yesterday it’s own itinerary, featuring their own brands EVOLVE, Shine, Full Impact Pro, Viva La Lucha<\/strong>, and American Combat Wrestling (ACW)<\/strong>, but also events with SHIMMER<\/strong>, Japan’s Dramatic Dream Team (DDT) Pro, Kaiju Big Battel<\/strong>, and Germany’s Westside Xtreme Wrestling (wXw)<\/strong> with shows from April 4 through 6 in Queens and Brooklyn.<\/p>\n

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