{"id":76358,"date":"2020-05-30T10:00:28","date_gmt":"2020-05-30T14:00:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lastwordonhockey.com\/?p=76358"},"modified":"2020-05-25T13:18:48","modified_gmt":"2020-05-25T17:18:48","slug":"dallas-stars-2019-20-season-comic-captions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lastwordonsports.com\/hockey\/2020\/05\/30\/dallas-stars-2019-20-season-comic-captions\/","title":{"rendered":"Dallas Stars 2019-20 Season Comic Captions"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Have you ever looked at a sports photo and thought of a funny caption? We have, and here\u2019s a collection of some. If you enjoy this one, leave us a comment afterward. We will do a series called NHL Comic Captions by team collecting some photos with humorous captions to entertain you during this suspension in play\u2026 and perhaps cheer you up a bit. Today we cover the<a href=\"https:\/\/lastwordonhockey.com\/nhl-teams\/stars\/\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"> Dallas Stars<\/a>\u00a0comic captions for the 2019-20 season.<\/p>\n<h2>Dallas Stars Comic Captions for 2019-20<\/h2>\n<h3>Jamie Benn<\/h3>\n<p><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.hockey-reference.com\/players\/b\/bennja01.html?utm_campaign=Linker&amp;utm_source=direct&amp;utm_medium=linker-\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Jamie Benn<\/a><\/strong> has been an enigma of late for the Dallas Stars. He signed a lucrative contract worth $76 million over eight years in July of 2016. Now, he started out well gaining 69 points in the 2016-17 season. He followed that up with another good showing with 79 points the next season. Then, the bottom fell out for him. He&#8217;s only managed 53 points last season and just 39 points during this suspended season.<\/p>\n<p>So, what&#8217;s up with Jamie Benn? 39 points while earning $9.5 million just isn&#8217;t going to do it. He is still a physical player with some marginally unwise hits to his credit. The problem is he is signed until the 2024-25 season and he needs to wake up and start producing again. Does he think he can just show up and the points will come to him? Has his power forward game dropped off now that he is 30 years old? We are not sure. One thing is certain, he possesses the talent and needs to tap into it.<\/p>\n<p>The Dallas Stars could be a much better team if they could score more. They rank 28th in scoring while being outstanding on defence, ranking second. Benn can help their success but he needs to figure out how to score more.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s the Dallas Stars comic caption for Jamie Benn.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_76364\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-76364\" style=\"width: 594px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-76364\" src=\"https:\/\/lastwordonhockey.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/11\/2020\/05\/gettyimages-Jamie-Benn-comic-captions.jpg\" alt=\"Dallas Stars comic captions\" width=\"594\" height=\"396\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lastwordonsports.com\/hockey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/11\/2020\/05\/gettyimages-Jamie-Benn-comic-captions.jpg 594w, https:\/\/lastwordonsports.com\/hockey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/11\/2020\/05\/gettyimages-Jamie-Benn-comic-captions-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 594px) 100vw, 594px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-76364\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">DALLAS, TEXAS &#8211; NOVEMBER 02: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.hockey-reference.com\/players\/p\/priceca01.html?utm_campaign=Linker&amp;utm_source=direct&amp;utm_medium=linker-\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Carey Price<\/a> #31 of the Montreal Canadiens in goal against Jamie Benn #14 of the Dallas Stars in the third period at American Airlines Center on November 02, 2019 in Dallas, Texas. (Photo by Ronald Martinez\/Getty Images)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<h4><strong>&#8220;Don&#8217;t mind me, Carey&#8230; I&#8217;m not going down, I&#8217;m just practicing my sneeze into my sleeve as directed by the CDC when\/if play resumes&#8221;\u00a0<\/strong><\/h4>\n<p><strong>Jamie Benn, forward &#8211; Dallas Stars<\/strong><\/p>\n<h3><\/h3>\n<h3>Tyler Seguin<\/h3>\n<p>While <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.hockey-reference.com\/players\/s\/seguity01.html?utm_campaign=Linker&amp;utm_source=direct&amp;utm_medium=linker-\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Tyler Seguin<\/a><\/strong> led the team in scoring he only obtained 50 points from 17 goals and 33 assists this season. It goes without saying that if both Seguin and Benn can score equal to their potential, the Stars would be a pretty awesome team.<\/p>\n<p>Seguin took the most shots on the team this season firing 245 shots on net. The problem was that he only scored on 6.9 percent of those shots. Seguin&#8217;s scoring has dropped as he has surpassed 30 goals five times in his 10 year NHL career. To further emphasize his downfall, he averaged 0.72 points per game this season. That&#8217;s his lowest since the 2012-13 shortened season of only 48 games when he had 0.67 points per game. Is it a drop-off in his game, or just a lack of shooting luck?<\/p>\n<p>Between Benn and Seguin something has to give. They both have large contracts and are not producing. Seguin&#8217;s deal was for eight-years and $78.8 million when he signed in September of 2018. That&#8217;s $19.35 million for just 89 points between the two forwards. Wow.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s the Dallas Stars comic caption for Tyler Seguin.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_76366\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-76366\" style=\"width: 594px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-76366\" src=\"https:\/\/lastwordonhockey.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/11\/2020\/05\/gettyimages-Tyler-Seguin-comic-captions.jpg\" alt=\"Dallas Stars comic captions\" width=\"594\" height=\"396\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lastwordonsports.com\/hockey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/11\/2020\/05\/gettyimages-Tyler-Seguin-comic-captions.jpg 594w, https:\/\/lastwordonsports.com\/hockey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/11\/2020\/05\/gettyimages-Tyler-Seguin-comic-captions-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 594px) 100vw, 594px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-76366\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">DALLAS, TEXAS &#8211; MARCH 07: Tyler Seguin #91 of the Dallas Stars controls the puck against <a href=\"https:\/\/www.hockey-reference.com\/players\/n\/nemetpa01.html?utm_campaign=Linker&amp;utm_source=direct&amp;utm_medium=linker-\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Patrik Nemeth<\/a> #12 of the Colorado Avalanche at American Airlines Center on March 07, 2019 in Dallas, Texas. (Photo by Tom Pennington\/Getty Images)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<h4><strong>&#8220;Come on Patrik, can&#8217;t you use a tissue to wipe your nose? That&#8217;s gross, dude.&#8221;<\/strong><\/h4>\n<p><strong>Tyler Seguin, forward &#8211; Dallas Stars<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>Anton Khudobin<\/h3>\n<p><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.hockey-reference.com\/players\/k\/khudoan01.html?utm_campaign=Linker&amp;utm_source=direct&amp;utm_medium=linker-\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Anton Khudobin<\/a><\/strong> was one of the NHL&#8217;s best backup goalies this season. He accumulated a 16-8-4 record with a .930 save percentage and a 2.22 goals-against-average. He will be an unrestricted free agent after this season, so the Stars need to determine if he stays or goes. With both their goalies up in age a bit, it will be interesting to see what happens. Of course, if the Stars can jump-start their offence even a little, their defence and goaltending can lead the way.<\/p>\n<p>As it stands now, if the NHL decides to move forward with the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.thescore.com\/nhl\/news\/1974885\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">24-team playoff series<\/a>, the Stars would face the winner of the <a href=\"https:\/\/lastwordonhockey.com\/nhl-teams\/oilers\/\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Edmonton Oilers<\/a>\/<a href=\"https:\/\/lastwordonhockey.com\/nhl-teams\/blackhawks\/\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Chicago Blackhawks<\/a> series. As always, goaltending will play an integral role in the playoffs. With the Stars having two of the best in the league, their chances will be augmented. Of course, if they start scoring more their chances of moving on in the projected playoffs will rise significantly.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s the Dallas Stars comic caption for Anton Khudobin.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_76368\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-76368\" style=\"width: 594px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-76368\" src=\"https:\/\/lastwordonhockey.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/11\/2020\/05\/gettyimages-Anton-Khudobin-comic-captions.jpg\" alt=\"Dallas Stars comic captions\" width=\"594\" height=\"423\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lastwordonsports.com\/hockey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/11\/2020\/05\/gettyimages-Anton-Khudobin-comic-captions.jpg 594w, https:\/\/lastwordonsports.com\/hockey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/11\/2020\/05\/gettyimages-Anton-Khudobin-comic-captions-300x214.jpg 300w, https:\/\/lastwordonsports.com\/hockey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/11\/2020\/05\/gettyimages-Anton-Khudobin-comic-captions-100x70.jpg 100w, https:\/\/lastwordonsports.com\/hockey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/11\/2020\/05\/gettyimages-Anton-Khudobin-comic-captions-590x420.jpg 590w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 594px) 100vw, 594px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-76368\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">DALLAS, TEXAS &#8211; OCTOBER 29: (L-R) <a href=\"https:\/\/www.hockey-reference.com\/players\/p\/perryco01.html?utm_campaign=Linker&amp;utm_source=direct&amp;utm_medium=linker-\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Corey Perry<\/a> #10 of the Dallas Stars talks with Anton Khudobin #35 of the Dallas Stars during play against the Minnesota Wild in the second period at American Airlines Center on October 29, 2019 in Dallas, Texas. (Photo by Ronald Martinez\/Getty Images)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<h4><strong>&#8220;You know Corey we&#8217;re both getting up there in age, what are you going to do when you retire?&#8221;<\/strong><\/h4>\n<p><strong>Anton Khudobin, goalie &#8211; Dallas Stars<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Main Photo:<\/p>\n<p><a id=\"8QwhmB96TdZDCg3m7d3rAg\" class=\"gie-single\" style=\"color: #a7a7a7; text-decoration: none; font-weight: normal !important; border: none; display: inline-block;\" href=\"http:\/\/www.gettyimages.com\/detail\/1205660365\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Embed from Getty Images<\/a><script>window.gie=window.gie||function(c){(gie.q=gie.q||[]).push(c)};gie(function(){gie.widgets.load({id:'8QwhmB96TdZDCg3m7d3rAg',sig:'1K6pye20VC4ppMkAPCOdvtcUTLqB6n_v5RGr1kiGAPo=',w:'594px',h:'396px',items:'1205660365',caption: true ,tld:'com',is360: false })});<\/script><script src='\/\/embed-cdn.gettyimages.com\/widgets.js' charset='utf-8' async><\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Have you ever looked at a sports photo and thought of a funny caption? 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