{"id":435564,"date":"2023-12-25T12:00:38","date_gmt":"2023-12-25T17:00:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lastwordonsports.com\/hockey\/?p=435564"},"modified":"2023-12-23T22:45:03","modified_gmt":"2023-12-24T03:45:03","slug":"very-merry-vancouver-canucks-christmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lastwordonsports.com\/hockey\/2023\/12\/25\/very-merry-vancouver-canucks-christmas\/","title":{"rendered":"A Very Merry Vancouver Canucks Christmas"},"content":{"rendered":"

The break is here, and it’s time to unwind. We’re getting the Vancouver Canucks<\/a>\u00a0players Christmas gifts to find under the tree this year.<\/p>\n

Canucks Christmas Gifts Galore<\/h2>\n

It feels like overindulgence to bring presents to the players of a team sitting up on top of league standings. But in the tradition of Santa bringing nice kids the best gifts, let’s do it anyway.<\/p>\n

Nils \u00c5man<\/a><\/h4>\n

He’s up, he’s down, he’s up again. His two-way deal<\/a> doesn’t kick in until next season, so some light reading to help while he’s in transit. Jack Han’s Hockey Tactics<\/a> is a great flip-though, especially if he wants to be a defensive specialist.<\/p>\n

Conor Garland<\/a><\/h4>\n

Just a hint more finish to go with his fantastic underlying numbers. Dropping from a 50-point pace to half that doesn’t endear you to fans or coaches, but he’s started to pick up points in the last week.<\/p>\n

Teddy Blueger<\/a> & Dakota Joshua<\/a><\/h4>\n

This one’s a joint gift for two members of the Canucks best line<\/a>. That’s for three ghosts to visit Garland and convince him to spread a bit of his $6 million paycheque to those who are helping him earn it.<\/p>\n

Brock Boeser<\/a><\/h4>\n

Nothing, Absolutely nothing. The normally streaky scorer is performing brilliantly, challenging for the Art Ross<\/a> Trophy early. Nobody touch him, NOBODY CHANGE ANYTHING.<\/p>\n

Noah Juulsen<\/a><\/h4>\n

The Luke Schenn<\/a> Award for any first-round pick who recognizes they need to change their game. He’s found a home on Vancouver’s penalty-killing unit.<\/p>\n

Thatcher Demko<\/a><\/h4>\n

What do you get the guy who has everything? A situation where he’s not scrambling in the third, but it’s close enough for him to get an empty net goal.<\/p>\n

Filip Hronek<\/a><\/h4>\n

Noise-cancelling headphones for the quietest Canucks seems right.<\/p>\n

Ian Cole<\/a><\/h4>\n

It’s impolite to say “the fountain of youth” when discussing athletes of a certain age. He’s only one year younger than Myers, after all. But given how Vancouver needs his physicality… that.<\/p>\n

Andrei Kuzmenko<\/a><\/h4>\n

Slightly reduced expectations after his 39-goal rookie season. He still needs to score, but 25 goals on the top line is really what the Canucks need from him.<\/p>\n

Quinn Hughes<\/a><\/h4>\n

The Canucks Christmas gift is him, not the other way around. Having other blue-liners taking his time on the penalty kill would be nice, though.<\/p>\n

Ilya Mikheyev<\/a><\/h4>\n

What else? Health. Poor guy hasn’t managed a full season even once in his five NHL years. Hitting at least 60 games for 2023-24 would be a relief, and 70 a thrill.<\/p>\n

Sam Lafferty<\/a><\/h4>\n

A reaction other than “Oh, yeah, him!” when he’s moved to the first line. His scoring may have slipped a bit off his early pace, but he’s still been excellent in support of whoever he’s lined up with.<\/p>\n

Nils H\u00f6glander<\/a><\/h4>\n

A better nickname than “Hoagie”. Perhaps if Jannik Hansen<\/a> is no longer using Honey Badger, he can bequeath it to a guy who plays much the same style?<\/p>\n

Elias Pettersson<\/a><\/h4>\n

Kuzmenko getting his touch back. Nothing helps contract negotiations like high-scoring wingers!<\/p>\n

Casey DeSmith<\/a><\/h4>\n

Not to be greedy, but how about a couple years security and an excuse to let Art\u016brs \u0160ilovs cook for another season or two?<\/p>\n

Pius Suter<\/a><\/h4>\n

Spa retreat coupons for the rest of the year. Sorry, mate, as long as Blueger is this successful with Joshua and Garland, that’s his spot now.<\/p>\n

J.T. Miller<\/a><\/h4>\n

An assistant coach job title. He’s already doing that on the bench, so let’s just skip the whole “retiring” step and get him an office now.<\/p>\n

Nikita Zadorov<\/a><\/h4>\n

It’s a hard call for a team with Hughes and Hronek, but a bit of power play time. He scored two extra-man markers as a rookie and none since. They always look nice during contract negotiations.<\/p>\n

Tyler Myers<\/a><\/h4>\n

Frankly, Myers already got his gift with Zadorov coming to the team. He’s been rock-solid as a pairing with Zadorov, and the Russian takes some of the offensive pressure off, too.<\/p>\n

Phillip Di Giuseppe<\/a><\/h4>\n

Good memories of his time with Miller and Boeser on the Canucks top line. Unless he gets his corner-grinding form back, those days are probably over for him.<\/p>\n

Mark Friedman<\/a><\/h4>\n

He’s going to spend a lot of time as Vancouver’s seventh defenceman. Maybe he can read \u00c5man’s copy of Hockey Tactics for game time.<\/p>\n

Welcome to the Christmas break, and we hope you have a great one, even if it’s not your celebration. Like the jerseys you see in Vancouver’s stands, the more variety the better. After all, if you know a dozen people with a dozen different Winter celebrations, you get invited to a dozen different parties. No downside there!<\/p>\n

See you after the break.<\/p>\n

Main photo: Bob Frid-USA TODAY Sports<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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