{"id":2035,"date":"2016-10-06T08:00:12","date_gmt":"2016-10-06T12:00:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lastwordoncollegefootball.com\/?p=2035"},"modified":"2016-10-07T11:33:09","modified_gmt":"2016-10-07T15:33:09","slug":"stanfords-loss-to-washington-as-told-in-gifs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lastwordonsports.com\/collegefootball\/2016\/10\/06\/stanfords-loss-to-washington-as-told-in-gifs\/","title":{"rendered":"Stanford&#8217;s Loss to Washington, As Told in GIFs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Unless you&#8217;ve recently taken up residence beneath a large\u00a0rock (it&#8217;s election season,\u00a0who can blame you?),\u00a0you&#8217;ll know that <strong>Stanford<\/strong> was completely dismantled<em>\u00a0<\/em>by <strong>Washington<\/strong> last Friday. As such, it&#8217;s taken me days to process my thoughts and feelings about the game. Even now,\u00a0I&#8217;m only able to verbalize my disappointment and frustration in\u00a0GIFs, guttural sounds, and that one upside-down-face emoji. You know the one. I&#8217;ll stick to my strength, though: GIFs.<\/p>\n<p>As my husband aptly pointed out: whether you pronounce it <em>JIF<\/em> or <em>GIF<\/em>, there&#8217;s only one way to pronounce <em>ass-kicking<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p><em>Big thanks to my twitter friends for sending me some of their\u00a0most frustrating moments.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>To truly understand what happened last Friday in <strong>Seattle,<\/strong> I have to back up a few\u00a0years to explain the sequence of events that ultimately led to this loss. Last Friday\u00a0night was almost three years in the making, and one that I assumed would happen after Washington&#8217;s head coach <strong>Steve Sarkisian<\/strong> left for <strong>USC<\/strong> and former <strong>Boise State<\/strong> head coach <strong>Chris Petersen<\/strong> took over. Because let&#8217;s be real: going from Sark to Chris Petersen is like being given a purse full of gold coins in exchange for an old gym sock.<\/p>\n<p>Washington fans when Petersen was hired:<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"giphy-embed\" src=\"\/\/giphy.com\/embed\/DpB9NBjny7jF1pd0yt2\" width=\"480\" height=\"270\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/giphy.com\/gifs\/excited-muppets-kermit-DpB9NBjny7jF1pd0yt2\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">via GIPHY<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Me when Petersen was hired:<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"giphy-embed\" src=\"\/\/giphy.com\/embed\/26BRpxFEJCzDS2vKM\" width=\"480\" height=\"339\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/giphy.com\/gifs\/nickelodeon-nick-legendary-dudas-the-26BRpxFEJCzDS2vKM\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">via GIPHY<\/a><\/p>\n<p>For two seasons, all was quiet on the northern front &#8211; <strong>UDub<\/strong> went 8-6 in 2014 and 7-6 in 2015.\u00a0But I knew it was only a matter of time.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"giphy-embed\" src=\"\/\/giphy.com\/embed\/3oxRmagptmEViRunpS\" width=\"480\" height=\"297\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/giphy.com\/gifs\/ilovekelliepickler-cmt-i-love-kellie-pickler-3oxRmagptmEViRunpS\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">via GIPHY<br \/>\n<\/a><em>Are you guys sure you don&#8217;t want to hire Lane Kiffin instead? ::nervous laughter::<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I had a feeling\u00a0that Washington\u00a0would get the best of the<strong> Cardinal<\/strong>\u00a0this year. This was\u00a0confirmed when\u00a0Stanford\u2019s schedule\u00a0revealed\u00a0a\u00a0Friday match-up with UDub. It seemed foreboding.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"giphy-embed\" src=\"\/\/giphy.com\/embed\/9ZrPzCoujf3B6\" width=\"480\" height=\"360\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/giphy.com\/gifs\/godfather-9ZrPzCoujf3B6\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">via GIPHY<\/a><br \/>\n<em>I assume Petersen brought the Bronco head with him from Boise.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>And then days before the game we learned that both starting cornerbacks, a wide receiver, a tight end, the fullback, and an offensive lineman\u00a0would miss the game due to injuries.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"giphy-embed\" src=\"\/\/giphy.com\/embed\/RBeddeaQ5Xo0E\" width=\"480\" height=\"320\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/giphy.com\/gifs\/agentm-agent-m-RBeddeaQ5Xo0E\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">via GIPHY<br \/>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Even so, Stanford arrived in Washington feeling confident.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"giphy-embed\" src=\"\/\/giphy.com\/embed\/SBYJYji4vxQIw\" width=\"480\" height=\"342\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/giphy.com\/gifs\/tiger-welcome-bop-SBYJYji4vxQIw\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">via GIPHY<br \/>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<p>But once the game started, it was quickly apparent that Stanford was unprepared and over-matched. Stanford&#8217;s first possession was unproductive, and Washington quickly scored on the next drive.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"giphy-embed\" src=\"\/\/giphy.com\/embed\/26gJyQYSw44uGmLcI\" width=\"480\" height=\"480\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><br \/>\n<em>Annoying, but no big deal.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Then Stanford&#8217;s offense failed to score again, but UDub did [again] on the next possession.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"giphy-embed\" src=\"\/\/giphy.com\/embed\/NbGauqOpJ3w5O\" width=\"480\" height=\"380\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/giphy.com\/gifs\/eye-roll-NbGauqOpJ3w5O\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">via GIPHY<br \/>\n<\/a><em>Not funny guys. Get it together.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Then lots of things happened. I&#8217;d rather not recap in too much detail. Instead, imagine that upside-down-face emoji.<\/p>\n<p>Down 23-0 with seconds remaining in the half, <strong>David Shaw<\/strong> elected to punt instead of asking quarterback <strong>Ryan Burns<\/strong> to throw downfield:<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"giphy-embed\" src=\"\/\/giphy.com\/embed\/26ybw6AltpBRmyS76\" width=\"480\" height=\"460\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/giphy.com\/gifs\/bye-skateboarding-skateboard-26ybw6AltpBRmyS76\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">via GIPHY<br \/>\n<\/a><em>Still completely baffled by that.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Into the second half.\u00a0Stanford forced a punt, but the ball hit a Stanford player in the back. Washington recovered and then scored on the ensuing drive.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"giphy-embed\" src=\"\/\/giphy.com\/embed\/tpwwhv1BLd31e\" width=\"480\" height=\"377\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/giphy.com\/gifs\/vote-tpwwhv1BLd31e\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">via GIPHY<br \/>\n<\/a><em>Stanford desperately requires a wizard up in this piece.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p>But then! In the third quarter! Finally!\u00a0Stanford scores!<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"giphy-embed\" src=\"\/\/giphy.com\/embed\/msKNSs8rmJ5m\" width=\"480\" height=\"356\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/giphy.com\/gifs\/day-subreddit-msKNSs8rmJ5m\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">via GIPHY<br \/>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Then they\u00a0went\u00a0for two and that, uh, didn&#8217;t go so well.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"giphy-embed\" src=\"\/\/giphy.com\/embed\/e4iQR2DEGwABq\" width=\"480\" height=\"603\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/giphy.com\/gifs\/fail-e4iQR2DEGwABq\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">via GIPHY<br \/>\n<\/a><em>OK, no more going for two.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>At some point in the third quarter,\u00a0I committed the <strong>Cardinal<\/strong> sin (pun intended) and changed the channel to the <strong>Dodgers<\/strong> vs. <strong>Giants<\/strong>, which looked a lot like this:<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"giphy-embed\" src=\"\/\/giphy.com\/embed\/13NCFRxbT9sIlG\" width=\"480\" height=\"245\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/giphy.com\/gifs\/dodgers-13NCFRxbT9sIlG\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">via GIPHY<\/a><\/p>\n<p>The Giants got me feeling so good that I briefly switched back to the Stanford game only to see more of this:<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"giphy-embed\" src=\"\/\/giphy.com\/embed\/26FPy3QZQqGtDcrja\" width=\"480\" height=\"320\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/giphy.com\/gifs\/fire-dumpster-26FPy3QZQqGtDcrja\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">via GIPHY<br \/>\n<\/a><em>So, uh, back to the Giants until the Apocalypse in Washington is over.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p>After the game, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.espn.com\/college-football\/boxscore?gameId=400869124\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">the box score was unforgiving<\/a>:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>McCaffrey: 49\u00a0rushing yards<\/li>\n<li>Washington Defense: Eight sacks and 10 tackles for a loss<\/li>\n<li>Stanford Defense: Zero sacks and one tackle for a loss<\/li>\n<li>Stanford: two turnovers<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>In\u00a0summary, Stanford vs. Washington:<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"giphy-embed\" src=\"\/\/giphy.com\/embed\/qc3KYJ3ZfK8fu\" width=\"480\" height=\"453\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/giphy.com\/gifs\/scared-shocked-seinfeld-qc3KYJ3ZfK8fu\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">via GIPHY<\/a><\/p>\n<p>End scene.<\/p>\n<div class=\"getty embed image\" style=\"background-color: #fff; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; color: #a7a7a7; font-size: 11px; width: 100%; max-width: 594px;\"><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Unless you&#8217;ve recently taken up residence beneath a large\u00a0rock (it&#8217;s election season,\u00a0who can blame you?),\u00a0you&#8217;ll know that Stanford was completely dismantled\u00a0by Washington last Friday. As such, it&#8217;s taken me days to process my thoughts and feelings about the game. Even now,\u00a0I&#8217;m only able to verbalize my disappointment and frustration in\u00a0GIFs, guttural sounds, and that one [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":708,"featured_media":2103,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_lmt_disableupdate":"","_lmt_disable":"","sfio_featured_image":false,"sfio_embed_code":"","_ef_editorial_meta_date_first-draft-date":"","_ef_editorial_meta_paragraph_assignment":"","_ef_editorial_meta_checkbox_needs-photo":"","_ef_editorial_meta_number_word-count":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[537,200,509],"class_list":["post-2035","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-pac12","tag-david-shaw","tag-stanford-cardinal","tag-washington-huskies"],"modified_by":"Lauren Beasley","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lastwordonsports.com\/collegefootball\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2035","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lastwordonsports.com\/collegefootball\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lastwordonsports.com\/collegefootball\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lastwordonsports.com\/collegefootball\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/708"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lastwordonsports.com\/collegefootball\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2035"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lastwordonsports.com\/collegefootball\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2035\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lastwordonsports.com\/collegefootball\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2103"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lastwordonsports.com\/collegefootball\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2035"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lastwordonsports.com\/collegefootball\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2035"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lastwordonsports.com\/collegefootball\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2035"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}