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Wounded Giraffes, Astonishing Analysis and Suarez’ Spending Spree
You and I both know footy is filled with fantastical storylines, embellished headlines and completely fabricated news. Football is at a pivotal point in many ways – scandals, match-fixing, rampant racism,...
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Arsenal Notes, McManaman vs. Jon Bones Jones, and Shut Up About Suarez!
You and I both know footy is filled with fantastical storylines, embellished headlines and completely fabricated news. Football is at a pivotal point in many ways – scandals, match-fixing, rampant racism,...
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Relegation, Bale Diving, AVB’s “Smart” Move, a Suarez Comparison, and Barca’s Hole
Welcome to Two Left Cleats. You and I both know footy is filled with fantastical storylines, embellished headlines and completely fabricated news. Football is at a pivotal point in many ways...
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Gareth Bale: Top Class or Over-hyped?
Gareth Bale follows a long list of technically gifted Tottenham players such as Gazza, Chris Waddle and Glenn Hoddle, having the ability to excite the crowd every time the ball is...
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The FA Cup: The Romance Lives On
The fireworks have well and truly been out in full force as the FA Cup 4th round games came and went over the weekend. Minnows from the lower leagues defeating their higher...
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My Pint Runneth Dry on Harry Redknapp
Seriously, piss off Harry! Reading your words tonight has left my pint half empty, and I just sat down with the evening paper. For those who haven’t bothered to read the drivel...
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The Two Faces of Mario Balotelli
Pirlo’s ball fell to the left wing against the run of play. Cassano was pressured by Hummels in the German defense but was able to get around him. His ball into...
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Manchester United Monthly – in Five Minutes or Less
We left off last month with the September 2nd win at Southampton and this time we will review all the news from the end of the International break to the October...
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Euro Football Weekend Rundown
Another exciting week of Euro football action has come and gone, but of course is nothing compared to the excitement awaiting all football fanatics next weekend when three derbies will take...
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Breakdown of the Premier League Transfer Deadline
While the first couple of weeks of the Premier League season are by no means pointless they usually maintain a table that is very different from the one at the conclusion....
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The Premier League’s “Penthouse and Basement”
I really don’t give too much credence to what people predict for the premier league season. So naturally I thought I’d offer yet one more prediction to go with the other...
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What is Jermain Defoe’s Worth?
Morning, all. Admittedly I feel a little rushed with so much to get done today, I hope I do this story some justice. I am off in just a while to...
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Is Tottenham Sinking Fast Before the Season Even Starts?
The wire is a-buzz with news that Harry Redknapp has left the Spurs after four years at White Hart Lane. Spurs Chairman, Daniel Levy, is said to have met with the...
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The Bundesliga Alive in North London
Podolski in, van der Vaart out. Okay, only half of that equation is assured, but allow me to be a wee bit dramatic. You already knew about the agreement for Podolski...

















